Ab Ki Baar Cockroach Sarkar
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Vote For The Constitution
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Our 5 Demands
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Nuclear Bombs Can't Kill Us
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Zero Sponsors • One Swarm
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Ab Ki Baar Cockroach Sarkar
₹799
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Vote For The Constitution
₹799
·
Our 5 Demands
₹799
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Nuclear Bombs Can't Kill Us
₹799
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Zero Sponsors • One Swarm
₹799
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→ FREE SHIPPING · HAND-PRESSED IN BANGALORE
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Tees for
the Lazy &
Unemployed.
A wardrobe for the people the system forgot to count. Three demands. Zero sponsors. One stubborn opinion per fabric.
→ Wear the rant. Walk the receipt.
The Drop.
Five tees. Hand-pressed in Bangalore. Premium 240 GSM cotton. Manifesto on the inside collar.
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Pay ₹1,999.
Tap any 3 tees below + choose size for each. We ship all three. Combos save you ₹398 vs buying individually.
Cockroach Sarkar
Constitution
Demands
Can't Kill Us
One Swarm
Next Drop unlocks
when @cjp_._army
hits 15M on Instagram.
No countdown. No promo timer. The swarm decides when the next 5 tees go live.
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They called us
cockroaches.
We made it a brand.
We are not here to set up another think-tank, take an oath against the Constitution by Monday, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to wear it — loudly, repeatedly, on cotton.
A tee for the unemployed graduate. A tee for the gig worker. A tee for whoever's been called chronically online by a person whose entire career is being online.
Wear the rant. Walk the receipt. Every drop ships with the manifesto printed on the inside collar. So you know what you stand for, even when nobody's listening.
Are you eligible
to wear one?
You're unemployed.
By choice, by recession, by the third interview that went "we're looking for someone with 12 years of experience and an unpaid mindset."
You're lazy.
In the holy sense. You've earned a Sunday for every Tuesday you spent in a meeting that should've been a Slack message.
You're chronically online.
Brain rot in 14 languages. You've replied to a stranger's tweet at 3 AM. You're a citizen of the timeline.
You can rant.
Professionally. Repeatedly. With evidence. Bonus points if you've ever quote-tweeted a minister and gone instantly viral.
Stronger.
Together.
Unkillable.
Five tees. Hand-printed in Bangalore. Premium 240 GSM cotton. Manifesto inside the collar. Limited run — when they're gone, the next moment will already be a different shirt.
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